Rooney won't play against Liverpool.

Rooney has been sidelined for a month, after suffering a severe gash to his leg in United's 3-2 home win over Fulham, and is due to make his comeback quicker than expected.
But Ferguson has admitted today that the England forward will not be available for this weekend's fixture against rivals Liverpool at Anfield, meaning Robin van Persie will lead the United line.

"Everyone who played on Wednesday is available. I know there were reports on Rooney being available but that's not the case," Ferguson told reporters. 

"He’s not far away, he’s working hard and we just need to get him into football training now. He could be back next week." 
Ferguson was also boosted by the news that midfielders Darren Fletcher and Ashley Young are nearing their respective first team returns, after lengthy spells out of the squad.

“Ashley Young has a bruised cartilage – he’ll be okay in two to three weeks,” he added.

"Fletcher won't start on Sunday but he'll play against Newcastle - that's the perfect game for him to start."

Woman divorces talkative husband

A 38-year-old Nigerian housewife, Mrs Mariam Adunni of Omoda Area, Ilorin,Kwara state has been granted her wish by the town’s Area Court to dissolve her six-year-old marriage.

Her ground for dissolution: her husband has been an untamed chatterbox.

Adunni told the court that her husband,Garba Ajani not only talked too much, but also did not keep family secrets.

“My husband is fond of sharing our family affairs with his relatives and friends,” she told the court, adding that the defendant has had no time for fun with her and their children.

She said: “My husband has no trust in me, instead he shares his problems with friends and relatives who will mislead him.”

The plaintiff informed the court that the marriage was contracted in 2006 and had produced two children.

“I am tired of him because I have tried my best to change him and he is not ready to cooperate,” she said.

The defendant agreed to her request for divorce, saying, “nobody can turn my back against my parents.”

“I am ready to concede to her wish”, he said and urged the court to grant the prayer of the plaintiff.

The presiding Judge, Mr Quadri Ibrahim, in his judgment, dissolved the marriage and issued a certificate of divorce to the plaintiff.

Man serves his own genitals

Mao Sugiyama is his name. Would you believe that this man cut off his sexual organs and served it as a meal as you can view in the picture above. He is asexual as we are told,so his sexual organs are kind of useless to hiim. This life sef.....

visit http://unilagolodo.com/2012/09/man-serves-own-genitals-at-banquet-in-tokyo/ for more info

Reduction in price of pure water

I'm not crazy but I think  I should be able to express myself. I happy die say purewater don become 5 naira again. Happy democrazy.